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i-like-pigeons:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

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sparklightdreams:

steferine:

when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

(Source: societydefinedbeauty)